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JimPuckett
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Jim Puckett
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Your words are kind, my dear. Thank you. Though, If I have any say in the matter, might I suggest a small tasteful pocket watch. Preferably silver, partially for looks but mostly for the devil's minions.
A pocket watch, eh? I refuse to own pocket watches, unless they're adorned with epic studs and shiny materials so I can hypnotize insects with it and turn them into cannibals and watch the circus act of murderous insects while laughing and pointing from a corner. But I guess a silver one would do just fine.
Cannibalistic does not always mean murderous. What if the other insects were already dead and they were just like Hey, these guys are not really going to be doing anything tonight, wtf, I'll just eat his eyes...But that is besides the point. A circus is in town dammit, and I want to see cannibal bugs walking a high wire of bug guts, or whatever the hell they have. I just asumed they were all just filled with goo.
Yea, but have you seen some of these insects?! A little slap in the face and they go all Dahmer on you - vicious beings, they are. And yesh, they're filled with goo - squish a bug and it's GOO GALORE! so like, a high wire of bug guts would have to be frozen over to even be walk-able on, or else it'd just slimily bend everywhere with the presence of any slight weight. I'd like to see the brains of a bug. Seriously. We all know there's got to be a brain in there somewhere - now in which pile of goo would this brain be in?!
-DAX!
-Jim!!!!
Ha. Quadruple the power of the three letter name.
-DAX! (DONT YOU STEAL MY PUNCTUATION!)
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"A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on"-
William S. Burroughs
*TheExquisiteCorpse
I'd like to see the brains of a bug. Seriously. We all know there's got to be a brain in there somewhere - now in which pile of goo would this brain be in?!
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